How to Apply for a U.S. Passport: A Sassy Step-by-Step Guide

Let’s be real, darling! You’re not getting anywhere fabulous without that little blue book, your U.S. passport. Whether you’re jet-setting to Bali or popping over to Paris, the world is waiting. But first, you’ve got to nail this passport application process. Don’t worry, I’ve got your back with this step-by-step guide, sprinkled with a little sass. Let’s get you travel-ready, boo!

Step 1: Check Yo’s Eligibility, Honey!

Before we get all excited, you need to be sure you’re eligible. Are you a U.S. citizen or a non-citizen national? If yes, you’re good to go. If you’re a secret spy, this might not be the blog for you.

Step 2: Snatch the Right Form

Newbie to the passport game? You need Form DS-11. Snag it from the State Department’s website or pick one up at your local passport acceptance facility (usually a post office). 

Pro tip: Fill it out in black ink and don’t sign it yet. More on that later.

If you’re renewing that bad bo

y, you’re after Form DS-82. It’s simpler and quicker, and you can do it by mail, darling. Winning!

Step 3: Gather Your Docs, Queen

You’re going to need to bring your A-game with the documentation. Here’s what you need:

• Proof of citizenship (like a birth certificate or naturalization certificate, your high school ID won’t cut it, babe).
• Government-issued photo ID (driver’s license, state ID, etc.).
• Photocopies of both documents. Yes, both sides. Yes, it’s extra, but so is getting turned away.

Step 4: Werk That Passport Photo

Now, it’s time for your passport photo—this is not your everyday selfie. You’ll need:

• No filters, sorry girl!
• A plain white or off-white background.
• Neutral expression (I know, boring, but save the best side shot for Instagram).
• Hair off your face, no giant hoops, and no hats unless it’s for religious reasons.
  Tip: Go to a pharmacy or photo service. Don’t DIY unless you’re a pro photographer!

Step 5: Show Me the Money 💸

The government doesn’t issue passports for free.. Here’s what you can expect:

• Passport Book: $130 for adults, $100 for minors.
• Passport Card: $30 for adults, $15 for minors.
  If you’re fancy and need it fast, add $60 for expedited service. Oh, and don’t forget the execution fee of $35.

Step 6: Head to the Passport Office (And Serve Looks)

Now, bring your filled-out Form DS-11, documents, passport photo, and wallet to a passport acceptance facility. Don’t sign the form yet—they’ll have you do it there in front of the agent. It’s official business, babe! And yes, they’ll check everything like you’re going through TSA, so make sure you’re prepared.

Step 7: Hurry Up and Wait

After submitting your application, it’s time to wait. Standard processing takes about 8 to 11 weeks (yeah, I know, cue the patience). But if you’re in a rush to start your globe-trotting, expedited service can cut it down to 5 to 7 weeks. Faster options? Only if you have life-or-death emergency travel, darling. No, your influencer trip doesn’t count.

Step 8: Track It Like a Pro

You can keep tabs on your passport status online, just like stalking your package deliveries. Head to the U.S. Department of State’s website and hit the “Check Application Status” button. Because knowing is half the battle, right?

Step 9: Flex That Passport!

Once your passport arrives, it’s time to book that dream vacation. And don’t forget to flex it for the ‘gram with a cute caption like, “Where to next? 🌍✈️ #WorldTraveler.”

Final Thoughts:
Getting a U.S. passport isn’t complicated, but it does require a little prep. Follow these steps, and soon enough you’ll be globe-trotting like the dope traveler you are. Now go, gorgeous, the world is waiting!

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